Marvel really Needs a Timeline for Their “Avengers” Movies

I saw Captain America: The Winter Soldier last night and I loved every moment of it. I recently read the entire storyline again on the Marvel Unlimited App (DC PLEASE COPY THIS). The movie was great amazing pacing, they made Falcon cool which… is no small task I mean in the Marvel Universe if you can fly thats just pretty pedestrian. The Cameos, the stingers at the end (BOTH!) I loved every moment of it! I just have one question. Spoilers after the jump…

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Not your good fatty??

The internet never fails to amaze me. “Fat Activists” are using the new #Notyourgoodfatty hashtag to fight back from the oppression of….

Having doctors say you need to lose weight to stop your joint pain.

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Also the irony of posting not your good fatty tweets with a dude with abs as your profile pic…

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Also apparently having lost weight and simply saying hey as someone who has lost weight and can say there are benefits is it so bad to say some people are being destructive? Apparently that means I am comparing people to drug addicts.

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On Trigger Warnings and Privileges

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So I know Fat shaming is a thing and to be fair, I understand how hard it can be to lose weight. Really I do, I was 260 at one point before I became the svelte 172 lb sex god you know and love. That being said this whole “Thin Privilege” thing has to stop. Having a healthy diet and regular exercise has a lot of benefits, these take work and dedication. Being obese and expecting people to just accept it when it impacts them is just not realistic.

If you are new to the term, the concept is that just because you are thin you are a privileged individual and if you are not thin you are essentially seen as a lower life form. Below  are a few snippets from the this is thin privilege tumblr. I really feel like people need to realize they are responsible for their person, we know McDonalds makes you fat, and having lost a small person I can attest to the value of diet and exercise. It’s not convenient to hit the gym a few times a week but its worth while because obesity is not healthy.

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Cat Fight Part 1

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Ok, unlike the what happened at the movie theater the other day this is a slight embellishment, I am not making money off of Dee on any of these cat fights… Which is a shame because I could certainly use the cash with next gen officially kicking off in 2 months.

Yep, this actually happened…

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When I told my GF that I was going to do a web comic (or attempt to for the umpteenth time) she asked me if I really thought I could come up with new and funny scenarios on a regular basis. About 30 minutes into Kick Ass 2 there’s a scene  in which a box gets knocked over and some sex toys fall out. Some of which were anal beads. To call them beads is actually quite an insult as these looked like pygmy bowling balls, small plastic orbs about the size of an infants skull attached together with some string that must be able to support a tractor pull as I don’t think these bad boys go in or out very easily. While I was quick to raise an eyebrow at the appearance of these bad boys, my wife decided to shout out “Wow, those are some huge anal beads” before her brain could process that on a thursday night showing of Kick Ass we were probably the only people in the room if not a 2 mile radius that knew what those were. There were a few giggles and whispers in hushed tones after she was kind enough to point out exactly what those were and how unusually large they were.. in comparison to our own collection of course…

Geeky Kink Event: NE Don’t fall asleep in the ballpit..

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Look at that just a week or so after realizing I still have this domain I’ve done made myself a comic strip. A few of my coworkers knew I was going to the Geeky Kink Event: New England this year and there have been a few questions about that that’s like. The ballpit in question is actually a lot of fun and very therapeutic. There is nothing like relaxing away in the ballpit. My friends like JB there had to ask whats the deal with the ballpit one day and I just said you just make sure you never fall asleep in it with a stone cold thousand yard stare. Needless to say the ballpit has never been brought up again. Also yes I realize my desk vanished, this was done on my way to work =/.

Oh shit I have a website…

So I made my last post… 7 months ago and a LOT has changed. A ton metric or imperial has been altered in my life and in the end change is change and I have always believed that change is the only true constant in the world. That being said I think I am going to re-double my efforts to make this website at least something of a decent hobby.

How Google and Logitech made me decide to buy a Mac

Apple and Google are both amazing companies that do their own thing very very well, but they are both on opposite sides of the spectrum. Apple believes that having complete control of all of the hardware and software leads to a better user experience. Google has always had a more open approach and I have always favored the concept of making the OS do what I want however I want, that was until the Logitech Revue!

Flashback ~3 years ago when I was on a business trip and got to see the logitech revue and Google TV for the very first time. I was astounded to see this amazing little box that could smart search all of television and on demand libraries while browsing the web all at once. An amazing piece of convergence tech from a well established PC peripheral company and powered by Google’s Android OS. It was one of the last things I purchased while I was still working for a major electronics retailer.

It now sits there gathering dust, my tiny Roku Box routinely gets more use these days. The last update Logitech released for it simply broke the unit, apps frequently vanish from its app drawer, including but not limited to Chrome and the Google Play store. The device is a great example of what happens when you make an OS and allow a manufacturer to do whatever it wants with your then half baked idea, a shitty device. This is the kind of experience that can quickly sour someone on a product of service or even a brand!

Looking into a laptop shortly after christmas with a small pile of Best Buy giftcards I could have easily plunked down $250 on a chromebook. Its super light, inexpensive and has gotten relatively good reviews. Coming off of my disappointment of the Revue though I had no intention of investing in another expiramental piece of hardware fueled by a half baked concept. So after weighing my options and eliminating the super cheap chromebooks it was surprisingly easy to go with a mac air over ultrabooks that are far more expensive and made of cheaper materials. Granted some of them use a Core i7 and are faster but that’s not what I was looking for I wanted something small, light and portable and would either take a beating or be cheap enough that I wouldn’t care if I had to replace it. Once the Chromebook was out of the picture the Macbook Air was the only real alternative.

I made this post on my Macbook Air, and so far aside from things being “different” I have very little to complain about the battery has held up the unit is small and light enough for me to make posts during my commutes and any other place I come up with something to write about. The trackpad has made me a believer that PC hardware manufacturers just don’t get it. I actually enjoy using it instead of cursing and wishing for a mouse. I still have quite a few head scratching moments as a fumble through the OS like the first time I put my hand down a girls pants (6th grade in earth science class, thank you very much) but instead of thinking its all “stupid and wrong” I am giving it the benefit of the doubt and waiting until february to make the decision to install windows. That part is mainly because my GF, my lover has talked me into it and I can’t deny such an amazing person such a simple request. I don’t see myself buying an iPhone anytime soon and I ditched Safari for Chrome ASAP, but Google’s approach to software and seeing multiple lack luster or “me Android devices announced at CES has really soured me. Maybe they can win me back with Google Glasses, but these days I just can’t shake the feeling that its going to be what Android was and Google TV is, a half assed idea that will be amazing in 5 years.

The Geeky Houses of Game of Thrones

I love me some game of thrones, or to be more accurate I love me some “A Song of  Ice and Fire” and like many others the only thing I want more than 3/31 so I can enjoy season 3 would be the next fucking book! A friend showed me these sweet ass banners and I just had to throw it up here. There are a few small issues as amazing as these are.

The cold calculating House Spock, would be right at home. The brash and irritating House Cooper wouldn’t make it through the first book. House Skywalker would barely make it through the first 2 books and emerge a powerhouse in the 4th. The Doctor would flee and avoid a fight until pressed and then eventually lay waste until Daeny brings in her Daleks… erm Dragons.

1. It should be House Doctor, as no one recognizes The Doctor as “Who”

2. We all know if Daleks would school all of westeros, none of this talking and politicla marriages just extermination! Try talking your way out of that little finger!

Make the sigil a whisk and a plunger and have the words be “Exterminate”

I would love to see conversation between Tyrion and The Doctor, and if they could give Sheldon the “Reek” treatment from the Boltons that would also be pretty awesome!

Scene Etiquete..AKA Nice Scene, Bro! AKA DO NOT SHAKE MY HAND MID SCENE!

Ever since our happy little triad went to GKE we have been wanting more public dungeon play. My GF having been exposed to BDSM has caught the bug. So recently I had the pleasure of heading Paddles with her for some 1 on 1 time. This took place during the very awesome OTK party. For those of you who are not aware the OTK party is something that happens the first saturday of the month and it is devoted to spanking only between the hours of 7-10. It was during this time that I had her chained up against a wall. Her skirt was off, ass cheeks flush red and she was making the most delightful sounds as her new birthday present pulsed on her clit. The moans were cut off by my occasional slaps or strikes with a crop or paddle. I was having quite a good time and we were able to draw a decent crowd of people watching. There is nothing wrong with any of this, if you go to a club expect to be watched ideally in a respectful manner buy you are in an area with other kinky pervs and should understand that you may catch the eye of some people.

It is however NEVER, EEEEEEEEEEEVER Ok to walk up to someone in the middle of the scene and compliment them and SHAKE THEIR FUCKING HAND! This was disrespectful to my sub, to me, and it totally killed the moment. This is similar to walking into an MMA cage, or on the green at a golf tournament and saying that you were do appreciate what you are watching. I don’t care how new you are or if this is your first time at an event, you should know better than to do this!

So should you ever find yourself in a BDSM club or play party and you notice a scene that you like and want to compliment the person. Do everyone involved a favor and mention it afterwards in a respectful manner.